dirty idealogy

I was walking by one of the Rotaries in Augusta and saw a group of young men protesting with an American flag and a big red banner. They were dressed up with a thin red poncho type of cloth over thier fancy suits. I couldn't see what thier signs said so I walked over and asked what they were protesting. One guy said to me: "We're here to support traditional marriage... We're against same sex marriage." I laughed like "give me a break." He asked in a nice tone: " Can I ask what you are laughing at?" I said: " I love lesbians...It's a two for one deal!" Then I started to really laugh because I've been there and he never will. Who wants to be sanding in traffic looking like a sausage party when they can be the meat in between two women spreading like bread waiting for the mayonnaise? Hey I know which side my bread is buttered on. This is the 21st Century and if you can't beat 'em join 'em. If you can't get a job your going to apply at a "McWenKing" fast food resturant. The reason is you want a paycheck and a discount of food. When I guy goes on a date and spends money we are hit with many questions like a job interview. If we fail to answer correctly we're out of time and money. When a guy is walking down the street and gets picked up by two women,( Even if it's like beauty and the beast because one's hot and the other is not.) is taken to thier home and is given alcohol and weed then free sex, well that's like getting a gourmet meal at the soup kitchen.